Caption Contests

It's time to show off your wit. Each week, we'll feature a sports photo and ask you to contribute funny and clever captions for that photo. You can make as many contributions as you'd like, and the top 6 (in our opinions) will advance to a poll. The top vote getter during the following 48 hours will win a small prize and bragging rights!

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Lets do the Carlton Banks dance! Everybody now!!!!!!

Caption Contest #27: January 4th, 2010

Created: 1/4/10 4:54pm |

Submissions

247

Winner: DC4LIFE

Winning Caption: "Lets do the Carlton Banks dance! Everybody now!!!!!! "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone, It's not unusual to have fun with anyone""

I can't wait to see Stanley's cup!! No you idiot, they play for the Stanley cup!! Do you always have to think about the size of men's cups and their crotches?!!

Caption Contest #26: November 19th, 2009

Created: 11/19/09 1:20pm |

Submissions

211

Winner: dave1220

Winning Caption: "I can't wait to see Stanley's cup!! No you idiot, they play for the Stanley cup!! Do you always have to think about the size of men's cups and their crotches?!!"

You can't see it now, but his left hand is about to go under his right arm for the biggest armpit fart in history!!!

Caption Contest #25: October 12th, 2009

Created: 10/12/09 12:02pm |

Submissions

228

Winner: dave1220

Winning Caption: "You can't see it now, but his left hand is about to go under his right arm for the biggest armpit fart in history!!!"

Guy to wife: The day your mom lives with us, is the day a truck will roll over my chest!! I'm sure his mother-in-law will be very comfortable in the spare bedroom!!!

Caption Contest #24: September 7th, 2009

Created: 9/8/09 8:25pm |

Submissions

304

Winner: dave1220

Winning Caption: "Guy to wife: The day your mom lives with us, is the day a truck will roll over my chest!! I'm sure his mother-in-law will be very comfortable in the spare bedroom!!!"